small cat Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Steam Account Name: SMALL CAT Steam ID: STEAM_1:0:193627480 Age: 23 Sex: Male Desciption of Myself: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. Qualities I bring to Killzone Gaming Leadership qualities that nobody has seen before. Why I Deserve to be Part of Killzine Gaming: I'm what most servers need, a weapon. Somebody you can call upon and always know that ill deal with you. I'm generally always on in the afternoon having a yarn. Been admin on heaps of servers so I'm pretty knowledgeable for most rules on a range of different game modes/servers. Play-Time on Server Group: 2 days 21:18:56 hours Times Usually Played on Server Group: Most afternoons, Vouching Staff on Server Group: Tay, spongey, dex Vouching Players: Chibi, Bartchy, Iglie, Zucc Have Read Server Group Rules: Yes Have Met Server Group and Application Requirements: Yes Have working Microphone: Yes Goose, Sir Janus and Lethiem 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Seen this guy on a few times, is helpful +rep small cat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spodeyy Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 +1 He was a great admin over on ban hammer and I'm sure he will be over here small cat 1 ying to touch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcambo Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 -1 May be a jokey person but is pretty rude to most people on the sever. small cat 1 Teamspeak: ts.killzonegaming.com Discord: http://discord.killzonegaming.com Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/cjcambo/ KZG Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/KillzoneGamingAU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VelxinOne Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Ayyyyyyyyyy Small cat good luck meng small cat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vert Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 -1 Jokes Alot but dont think you would take the role serious enough and i very rarely see you on, sorry Bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small cat Posted March 7, 2018 Author Share Posted March 7, 2018 31 minutes ago, Vert said: -1 Jokes Alot but dont think you would take the role serious enough and i very rarely see you on, sorry Bud I don't think i've ever seen you on, and you are admin? Solid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Name is Tito Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Denied. Yours Truly, My Name is Tito Management | Killzone Gaming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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