Racist Jokes

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Q. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Q. Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?

A. Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

Q. What do Nike and the KKK have in common?

A. They both make black guys run faster.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.

Q. What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?

A. Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.

Q. What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?

A. Cha Ching !

Failed my biology test today.

They asked, “What do you find inside cells?”
Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.

If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?

Q. How did the Nazis measure the performance of gas chambers?

A. KilaJews Per Second.

Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards?

A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!

Q. What do you call a Chinese prostitute?

A. Suk Mi Dong

If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.

Three things blacks never say that white people say all the time.
1. I’ve paid all the bills for this month.
2. Hi Dad!
3. Thanks for the warning officer.
Q. What’s long and black?
A. The line at KFC.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.

St. Peter: “What do you want? ”
Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “

Whats faster than a black guy with your TV.

His brother with your iPhone.

Whats white on top and black underneath?
Society.

Whats Black on top and white underneath?
Rape.

Why do blacks always run so fast at the Olympics? My theory is that it’s because every race starts with a white man firing a gun.

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Why do black people have white palms? Because there is good in everyone!

I painted my PC black so it would run faster.

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If I hear one of these jokes on jailbreak I'll have to 2 instead of 1.