Banter
The title says it all.
277 topics in this forum
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can i suggest uh
by quint3n- 23 replies
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i suggest i becum andminastrater and RULE the forums :D info: i like to drive my car and motorbike in my spare time :D im 16 haha xD and i ahve kzged for like 2 years now (thats wicked haha) p.s. i can not rule Server i am game ban from when macgregor hack my csgo and use cheats ,, gotdamn macgregor haha :D why i tink i shuld get this :D:DD:D: because i am really sick and cool and yeah haha skyprah thinks im cute :D vouchers: elementx (the gay one) naga (huge cock) void (squeaker doesnt use mic) tjweary (nice guy said yes( sky (thanks bro :D) pantha (also vouched )
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Ando and Sarah Fan Fiction
by Macgreg0rALT- 19 replies
- 2.3k views
One day on a happy Minigames server, KZG in fact. Two young teens were frolicking around having some fun banter in the server and in the voice programme, Teamspeak. They would joke around with each other, laugh with each other, and one of the young teens fell in love with the other. This teens name was Ando, and he was falling for the other teen by the name of Sarah. Ando would always join Sarah in game and in teamspeak, he would give subtle hints about things he imagined doing with Sarah. Whenever they would meet Sarah would say "ANDOOOOOOOOOO" "Hey buddy", and Ando would become sad "I will never get out of the online friendzone" he would think to himself, and he co…
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[MINIGAMES] JEFF's Abuse Report
by Acid- 7 replies
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Your In-Game Name: Charlie Your Steam_ID: STEAM_0:1:98421999 Their In-Game: JEFF Their Steam_ID: STEAM_0:1:452404513 Reason(s): list of famous quotes by JEFF: "I hate this n word map" "!sm charlie" "stfu n word" "why are u still talking 2 me" JEFF is really mean and his behaviour shouldn't be tolerated! The vibes coming from him are really negative and is only nice towards admins so he doesn't get banned. Proof / Evidence / Witnesses: Wallet
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Ando and Sarah Fan Fiction Part 2
by Macgreg0rALT- 10 replies
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Part 2: Sarah started to blush and Ando turned around and started apologizing and trying to pack his things and leave in a hurry, but Sarah grabbed him by the wrist and looked into his eyes, "stop" she said "Stay, I have to show you something". Sarah closed her door and lay Ando down on her bed, she slowly undressed the young boy in which she met online, she said "It's Okay buddy, I love you." Ando started to blush and Sarah left the room, Ando waited about 20 minutes before she came back dressed in plastic shopping bags and he started to cry, the rustling sound scared him. Macgreg0r felt in his heart something was wrong, he new Ando was gone and he could smell t…
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I'm better than you all.
by Steve- 8 replies
- 2.1k views
I'm better than you all haha suck a dick. https://gyazo.com/f3f9cf1d828166de6736e0adc60ead55
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Two truths and one lie
by Naga- 20 replies
- 2.1k views
state three things about yourself, two of which are true and one of which is a lie. Other members have to guess which is the lie. The member who guesses correctly first takes the next turn. Here are mine: 1. I like brunettes ;) 2. I didn't complete school 3. I think Adidas is better than Nike
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Who is the best Bhopper in kzg?
by Sorrow- 17 replies
- 2.1k views
So tell me guys who is the best bhop man/wo-man in kzmeme? Tag your bhopping friends!
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normie Nyalon's Unban Appeal
by Nyalon- 19 replies
- 2.1k views
Your ingame Name: Nyalon Server you were banned / muted on?: TeamSpeak Your Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:56854153 Date / Time of Ban: 1:00PM 21/10/2017 Admin that banned or muted (if known): Skyprah Reason for ban (if known): NOT KNOWN Why I should be unbanned / unmuted: I was enjoying myself on the [KZG] TeamSpeak Server when some normie removed my Community Director Server Group and then banned me. I don't know what I did wrong - I did nothing that would warrant this type of behavior. I am outraged that this low-life (also known as Skyprah) had the audacity to ban a man of such caliber. I have filed numerous complaints - to no avail. I expect m…
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Void's Demote Request
by Eatthedead7- 10 replies
- 2.1k views
The day is 2/12/17 11:10pm <23:11:12> "Void": hey chewie <23:11:14> "Void": do u like my avatar <23:11:25> "Void": LOL <23:11:30> "Void": whats wrong chewie? <23:11:32> "Void": shes not real <23:11:46> "Void": its just imaginary <23:12:05> "Void": hes seen worse <23:12:20> "Void": no <23:12:21> "Void": it isnt <23:12:34> "Void": hahahhah <23:12:36> "Void": its ok chewie <23:12:38> "Void": i unfriended u <23:12:40> "Void": off snap and ts <23:12:43> "Void": steam* this may look fine but the picture was of an animae girl with no clothing this is dist…
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SpaceJam2k JAILBREAK APPLICATION
by SpaceJam2k- 17 replies
- 2k views
Current in game name: SpaceJam2k killzonegaming.com What server are you applying for: Jailbreak Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:126126251 Age: 17 Where are you located?: Melbourne, Australia Do you have an in-game microphone?: Yeah nah yeah nah yeah How many hours on CS:GO?: around 20000 hours including my second account. How many hours do you have on the server? Nearly 6 weeks Have you read the server rules for the server that you applying for moderator on?: Yeah nah yeah yeah nah yeah How often do you play CS:GO? 24/7 // even when I'm sleeping. (It's hard to believe but it's 100% true) Have you ever donated to the server?: my virginity, yes. Name at least two…
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MINIGAMES IN A NUTSHELL
by Kwala- 10 replies
- 2k views
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
by Sorrow- 10 replies
- 2k views
Yessir
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Unfunny Memes
by jakieboi362- 7 replies
- 2k views
Unfunny memes are polluting the world just like this one: If you are making these memes please call 1111-111-111-111 for help P.s: I know this isn't funnt
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Petition to make rensta keep his sexy mo
by Eatthedead7- 18 replies
- 2k views
I am starting a petition to stop @| Rensta | shaving that sexy mo I think that without his lip catipilar ren will look like some kinda Normie To vote yes text 027 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Or comment below To vote yes please comment "save the stash" To vote no comment "I'm a jealous cunt"
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- 5 replies
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Hello There. Yes you reading this post, I am the great jOOba and with the help of a few mates and staff we have created, conducted and contributed to a very new, very sleek KZG snapchat group. ANYONE can join, you just need to either DM me or add me on snapchat listed below. We post awesome selfies, leg pics, setup tours, and face reveals. We have a good laugh and want you there!!!!!!! Snapchat: jackpearson1 Steam: jOOba (obviously) Looking forward to seeing ya'll in the chat <3
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Paying for OWNER
by Ando- 16 replies
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Well for my birthday I received 600$ I have spent 100$ of it I am willing to take the other 500$ to buy Owner of KZG. I have elite SERVER HOSTERS! If you do not agree... See you on the forums If you don't agree also and I get owner you'll be banned for 21 Days
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who would win in a fight Bubbles or Element X
by Supreme ❤- 19 replies
- 1.9k views
Who would win in a fist fight bubbles or element
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Multi games > cours emaps
by Kwala- 15 replies
- 1.8k views
Hey we should have no course maps and have all multi games. 80% awp mg the rest can be like The iPod one. ;))))))))))))
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#LIM FOR VETERAN
by Wolfleader- 20 replies
- 1.8k views
SPREAD #LIMFORVETERAN AROUND ALL KZG PLATFORMS!! THIS INCLUDES TEAMSPEAK, DISCORD, FORUMS AND ALL THE SERVERS!!!!
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Nyalons replacement
by panthA- 12 replies
- 1.8k views
Cya @Nyalon Feel free to swap our roles m9. As long as you don't delete entire sections of the forum while doing it.
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Can you find the Cat 2
by Haz- 6 replies
- 1.8k views
Can you find the Cat? I bet you can't 1. Spoiler 2. Spoiler 3. Spoiler Bonus: Find the Cigar Spoiler
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How to kill yourself!
by ph4tba11z37$$- 12 replies
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Hello boys just writing this thread because of the recent political changes in America eg Donald fucking Trump. I have made a quick guide of 3 methods on how to kill yourself! Method 1: What you need: hands. How to do it: strangling yourself with your own hands has long been thought impossible because when your body stops getting enough oxygen, you pass out and start breathing normally again. Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. You're the one who has to deal with the embarrassment of having the paramedics finding your dumb ass passed out on the floor in a puddle of your own drool, as they begrudgingly take you to the hospital where th…
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ElementX's Abuse Report
by Goose- 17 replies
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Name: ElementSex STEAMID: just look for his admin app DATE/TIME: 3:47pm / 22/12/2017 MAP: ba_jail_canyondam_zgo WHAT HAPPENED: My warden Black Chef gave me permission to clear out sky race for rebellers, and then Element saw me up there and he banned me. He also doesn't know how to take jokes and constantly uberslaps me non-stop PROOF: WITNESSES: @Black Chef @Jerry@Jawsh
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Abuse Report on Tito He is Fat
by ElementX- 15 replies
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Their Ingame Name: REQUIRED MyNameIsTito Their Steam ID / Steam Page Link: REQUIRED Who gives a shit The reason why you think they abused?: REQUIRED Well, first of all, he takes away my permissions on Discord no reason why other than him shit posting me on it so I deleted the post, he was then infuriated so he took away my perms and now I can't do shit to him it is very sickening. Tito is a fat shit and needs to be put 10-feet under the dirt you know. It's probably a good thing because Tito won't break anything again like the forums with the v2 admins (yeah I know that, that was you). So +rep this app and I won't do anything for you. It's a …
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[MINIGAMES] Ec1ipse Come Back?
by Ec1ipse- 17 replies
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Steam Account Name: Ec1ipse Steam ID: STEAM_1:63105753 Age: 16 Sex: Male Description of Myself: Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alphapha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alphapha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha. Qualities I bring to Killzone Gaming Nice, Friendly, has had experience and is a sick lad Why I Deserve to be Part of Killzone Gaming: Was the best admin when I left... don't mean to brag. Play-Time on Server Group: 12 days, VIP and have 1k+ hours on all KZG servers. Times Usually Played on Server Group: Once a week, only to make me lo…
