Banter
The title says it all.
277 topics in this forum
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Actual Laff
by lil beary- 24 replies
- 2.5k views
Love getting kicked for refusing to change my name, because an admin wanted to mute me for saying 1 thing hahahahhah kekers. Maybe instead of saying "you've got till end of round to change your name to something targetable" Step 1. Go into console, type in the bar "status" and it comes up with everyones 3 numbers xd Step 2. Look for "waifu" Step 3. Copy or remember the 3 numbers (ex. 123) Step 4. type in console "sm_mute 123 5 (5 for 5 mins) And there you have it, no trouble of telling someone to change there name ingame just for some person whos going to abuse you anyways. Stay tuned for some more admin DIY hacks! c;
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quint3n ddos me now I live in a bin
by macgregorxd- 11 replies
- 1.7k views
quin t 3n ddos meh now I live in a bin under me house quint3n ddos me cause i with telstra and he is racist like harik qunt3 n ban plz sory 4 bad en gish i from middle of australia
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Admin applacation
by ph4tba11z37$$- 8 replies
- 1.1k views
Yea it would be nice if you could give me a cheeky global admin but i would be fine with just a regular admin, its up to you tho. everyone that comments -rep its opposite day for them so its actually +reps and everyone who posts +rep its just a +rep
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Saanta's Co-Owner app
by drk- 4 replies
- 785 views
Name: Saanta Age:12 Donated: Small loan of 1mill meet req: No Why: Cause i wanna ban everyone Q:What will you do if someone mic spams A: Make them admin Q:What do you do if someone is making a Ddos threat A: Make em admin and let em ban everyone Last notes: I want to ban everyone XD
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DEMOTE FOR RILEY FITZ
by Macgreg0rALT- 5 replies
- 875 views
i was kiked from ts chanel kayex phat shit and change pw to aids and riley abuse
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Sir.Tron Fan Fiction Chapter 2
by Black Chef- 2 replies
- 621 views
Chapter 1: http://killzonegaming.com/showthread.php?tid=2059 Sir. Tron boards his white Italian stallion to the destination of Nutella's homestay, a knock on the weathered door brings echo's of footsteps rushing down the curving stairs. The timber swishes open on its hinges to reveal a boy covered in shining sequins arranged on his forehead and deep black eyeliner drawn to perfection. Sir. Tron is speechless as Nutella wraps his chubby arms around Sir. Tron's long kneck. A small peck on the cheek brings blood rushing to his face as they start to climb the stallion. Nutella holds Sir. Tron tighter than ever as they ride into the sunset towards the gay bar. As …
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Review of Pepe The Porcupine
by rileyfitz- 9 replies
- 1.3k views
[hr] These are my thoughts of "Pepe The Porcupine". Pepe Porcupine is a realistic experience about the tedium and tribulation of a disliked yet expected job coupled with a challenging home relationship. Pepe Porcupine immediately throws the player into an endearing and well-executed story about our protagonist Pepe. Pepe is sick of his job moving boxes but does it anyway as he has a moral duty to uphold his family legacy and work the night shift at the factory to the best of his ability. Pepe's immediate and all-encompassing love-hate relationship with crate moving is shown through the means of both displeased and cheerful sound effects during the game. Pepe's cheers…
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rip $$$
by Stoobs- 0 replies
- 522 views
Post below how much you've RIPPED via gambling your skins. Myself- $700-800 USD Feelsbadman
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FREEGAMES
by Sirtron- 3 replies
- 735 views
I bought a lot of games and decided to give them away. all you need to do is put them on your steam. https://zippy.gfycat.com/LegalDimAustraliancurlew.webm
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Sir.Tron fan fiction Chapter 1
by Black Chef- 4 replies
- 874 views
A hazy night on a wet Wednesday sunset, Sir. Tron is alit by the single low light of his Iphone, a search for love keeps his up every night, wearing him and keeping up watching dance moms while waiting for a hopeful match. Sir. Tron falls asleep on his sofa, eyes crusted over by the tears of loneliness. Awoken by the bellows of his neighbours love making, Sir. Tron checks his phone is search for matches whilst in his slumber. No such luck. Sir. Tron reaches the conclusion of never finding a female lover, and finds the settings of Tinder. As he switches to "looking for men" Sir. Tron is hopeful for the new horizon of gays, of which he has now become. His thumbs gr…
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- 5 replies
- 953 views
This is a story of TWO ordinary, handsome and young guys, Charlie and Ahmad. These boys were so emerged into their gaming life that they would use their steam names in the real world. It was just an average day like no other, they were both on Teamspeak, sitting in their locked channel, talking shit about everyone per usual. Suddenly, Ahmad blurted out something incredibly unusual. "Hey Acid, lets go out into the real world, you down?" asked Ahmad. "Really, It's a dark and scary place out there. Want to go get some ice cream?" replied Charlie. The idea shocked the two, but also gave the two a sense of excitement. The boys met up, both looking sexy as usual. Both …
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Ando and Sarah Fan Fiction Part 2
by Macgreg0rALT- 10 replies
- 2.1k views
Part 2: Sarah started to blush and Ando turned around and started apologizing and trying to pack his things and leave in a hurry, but Sarah grabbed him by the wrist and looked into his eyes, "stop" she said "Stay, I have to show you something". Sarah closed her door and lay Ando down on her bed, she slowly undressed the young boy in which she met online, she said "It's Okay buddy, I love you." Ando started to blush and Sarah left the room, Ando waited about 20 minutes before she came back dressed in plastic shopping bags and he started to cry, the rustling sound scared him. Macgreg0r felt in his heart something was wrong, he new Ando was gone and he could smell t…
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Ando and Sarah Fan Fiction
by Macgreg0rALT- 19 replies
- 2.3k views
One day on a happy Minigames server, KZG in fact. Two young teens were frolicking around having some fun banter in the server and in the voice programme, Teamspeak. They would joke around with each other, laugh with each other, and one of the young teens fell in love with the other. This teens name was Ando, and he was falling for the other teen by the name of Sarah. Ando would always join Sarah in game and in teamspeak, he would give subtle hints about things he imagined doing with Sarah. Whenever they would meet Sarah would say "ANDOOOOOOOOOO" "Hey buddy", and Ando would become sad "I will never get out of the online friendzone" he would think to himself, and he co…
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Ando and Sarah Fan Fiction
by Macgreg0rALT- 5 replies
- 954 views
wrong one :)
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welcum new 0wn3R quint3n
by quint3n- 10 replies
- 1.4k views
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ban epp34l on kn1ghTT
by quint3n- 9 replies
- 1.3k views
he stomped on me minecraft crops one day on minecraft server :,( me spent lot of time making skyblock island and he trample my crops like that he antagonize me every day 4 it now and say 'ha-ha! shame newb get pwnd no more crops 4 u' he will not give 5 carrots and 5 wheat to me ban or i leave kzg and come back as marmite!!!
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skyPRAH Face Reveal
by Eco- 6 replies
- 1.1k views
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.exe ban appeal
by Doctor Danking- 6 replies
- 1.2k views
Your ingame name: Ainsley Their ingame name: .exe Their STEAMID ( steamid.io ): Which server?: Jailbreak Reason for why they should be banned: he threatened to ddos me Proof/Evidence: .exe: im going to ddos you and i have your ip right now you better not tell anyone about what i did or you will be wiped out. Extra(If any):
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Hello
by CheekyMyBabeh- 10 replies
- 1.6k views
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Roast Me.
by Dandy♔- 3 replies
- 833 views
Took this selfie recently Roast me guys. Be as harsh as you want :)
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Roast Me ~ Blackeren 1 2
by Blackeren- 39 replies
- 4.7k views
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My one and only
by maecat- 0 replies
- 507 views
You are my perfect match, you are always there to pick me up when I am down, you always knows how to put a smile on my face and gives me the motivation to continue to try and be the best I can. I honestly never thought I would get so lucky but I guess there's always a surprise waiting for you to make you want to be better, not just for other people but for yourself. Thank you for helping me grow In confidence, to push me to success, and to still want to continue moving forward every day no matter how tough the day can be. I love you sm Sarah!
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Glock-18...
by Daniel "Hooded"- 1 reply
- 633 views
we have a usp-s and p2k that one tap why, then with the Glock "Damge Given to "insert name here" 99 - in 10 hits" Daniel
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Quick ol Rant.
by Black Chef- 6 replies
- 1k views
If you make an admin or mod application, for the love of god put your name in the title. K bye
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Ando MOD APP
by Ando- 3 replies
- 845 views
SteamID (If not added): STEAM_0:1:15163329 Server Group: Jailbreak Who will vouch?: Skyprah, Thrasher, Acid, Harambe Age:12 Description of yourself:I like cats and I am awesome Why you deserve this rank over the other applicants:Because this one is overly worked on and has more information then other Additional Information:And All jailbreak Admins are awesome I have read the application requirements: YES
